Avast ye mateys! It is National Talk Like A Pirate Day. Arrrrrgh....Here be a few good jokes to celebrate the day:1) What is the new Pirates movie rated?
It's rated Rrrrrrrr....
2) What kind of socks do Pirates wear?
Arrrrrgyle Socks
3) How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
4) What has 8 hands and 8 legs?
8 Pirates
4 comments:
Dude, Geoff just had to explain the whole wooden leg and hook concept to me.
Also, who is the favorite actor of all pirates?
Peter Saarrrsgaarrd
Nice one, Mo!!
I can't take credit, it was actually an SNL skit.
Here's another one...
Where do Morgan and Geoff live?
Arrrrrrlington
I can't believe I missed this posting. Must be I was too deep in me rum an' celebratin.
Where do pirates go for lunch?
Arrrby's
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